Clients from Hell — it’s obviously a collection of quotes from conversations between web designers and clients.
http://www.clientsfromhell.net/
Read on!
Here are few excerpts for warm up:
“The typography does not please us. Too much “Tim Burton” not enough pirates.”
“Can’t you just take shittier pictures for a discount?”
“Please erase all other google search results showing our competitors websites immediately. If you cannot do this, we’ll be forced to take legal action against you.”
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Me: “Have you had time to look over the proposal?”
Client “We really like your illustration style, very artsy. But, we don’t feel you can put a price on art. So can you do it for free?”
Me: ”For this project, I estimate about $800.”
Client ”Are you serious or joking?”
Me: ”Serious.”
Client ”Oh… do you know someone as good as you, but cheaper?”
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